My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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