I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
