Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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