i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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