i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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