Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize
