seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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