The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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