I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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