butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
