They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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