ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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