I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I understand Curling. That high.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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