Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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