the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
