I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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