They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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