Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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