Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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