people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
did you just send me my own nude
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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