I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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