you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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