Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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