it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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