hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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