the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
false alarm. still invincible.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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