I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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