i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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