Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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