have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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