Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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