So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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