Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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