Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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