great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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