Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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