why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My dick has a subreddit
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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