oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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