I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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