No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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