My nipple is on Facebook.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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