Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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