I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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