i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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