she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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