Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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