you have to choose: penises or morals?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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