so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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