OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
worst night to have a conscience
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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