Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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