dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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