Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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