is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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