speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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