id be glad to
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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